- girlfriends father: so what are you doing at college?
- me: i am majoring in youre daughters ass
- girlfriends father: haha sweet
omg you’re straight!!? wow. like, how does that even work? how do you have sex? omfg when did you know that you’re straight? haven’t you tried being gay?! maybe you just haven’t met the right person yet…. but wow you’re straight. i have a straight friend. hi straight friend. HEY EVERYBODY THIS IS MY STRAIGHT FRIEND
- me: *tumblr* please don't be porn
- me: *slowly scrolling down my dash*
- me: please don't be porn
- tumblr: here, some porn. this kind of porn you wouldn't reblog but everyone who takes a look at your phone will think you are perverse.
- me: thx. DID I JUST FORGET I RUN A PORN BLOG?
kissing is great
but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel
Anonymous asked: what that mouth do?